Have a hankering for old school non-ergonomic joysticks? Steady your gaze at the Atari Joystick Gum Tin which is shaped like the original Atari 2600 joystick which pops open to reveal a gang of fruit flavored gum. The stick on top of the tin is movable thanks to the rubbery base upon which it sits but the button is non-functional and won't depress no matter how hard you thumb it. The base of the joystick measures 2.50 x 2.375" in area and the hollow yet sturdy stick rises 2.125" above the base.
 

Gum Ingredients: Sugar, Gum Base, Manitol, Gum Arabic, Lemon Flavor, Citric Acid, Lechitin, Strawberry Flavor, Carnauba Wax, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Peppermint Flavor, Acesulfame K.